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3.8.02 the strain of tertiary education finally begins to show - all attempts at trying to sit still on the computer seat in excess of 15 minutes have proven unbearable. too much to worry about; so little time. *sigh*the past week has been filled with photography assignments (where everyone caught a glimpse of Erik as the 4pm-Bastard-Editor-from-Hell), a big social psycho 'assessed tutorial', a writcomm grammar test (where the amount of time spent in the exam room would be directly inverse with the amount of marks you're gonna get), and finally, the elton john test, where we're to impress a well known rock star and successfully persuade blind people into buying ancient nokias. from the week's experiences + tribulations, i've learnt that: - i cannae act for nuts; - i cannae do presentations for nuts; - the fabled 100% for a test isn't an impossibility, especially when the marker was probably getting his scalp massaged at time of marking (hint); - in writcomm tests, do the paper as quickly as possible and leave in due haste without checking through; - above tip could be aided if rectum is on full load. - if you can't decide which slide looks better, another person's opinion is more often than not, accurate. socpsyc assessed tutorial was, to say the least, gory. my group was assigned to present a sketch where 'a young lady places her bag on the beside her in an MRT'. the audience were trying their best to tell what justin's nonverbal roles were. i reckon some were thinking if he was intended to portray a 90-year old pedophile with cheekopek glasses + singlet. if i had a choice, i'd much rather have the 'two teenagers look at each other' sketch; a 5-minute medley of "kuah simi"'s and "ai ki si boh?"'s would be appealing to what little acting skill i may possess... 
("hey randy, heard you can't 'bend it' anymore...") 
(lester + mak doing their sketch. mak reads his favourite publication with great skill and concentration) 
(a closer look at the book reveals all!) 
(mak was deprived of his FHM in the middle of the presentation, courtesy of some goth boy) 
(mr wong goes to take a well-deserved crap amidst the sketches that portray scenes containing the epitome of anal acting) 
(chee yong tries to coax nauwroz into delaying his declaration of sexual identity to the entire class) 
(even the group members couldn't hold back their laughter.. chee yong cunningly hides his face from the audience's view :) 
(for 3 marks of the final semester grade, nauwroz [or kumar] proceeded to exemplify some of holland village's finest..) 
(richard + tristan go nuts after their 100kph, $10-to-clementi sbs bus driver sketch)  
(tristan doing some gangsta rap moves during the presentation process..) my years as a computer uber-geek in secondary school have paid off it seems, during friday morning's webCG test. we were instructed in the test to utilise Photoshop 6 & cut + combine all sorts of assorted sai, apparently to advertise some nokia phone. i speculate that it was a nokia '1210'. had too much time on my hands, or poisoned fluid in the head, and attempted the 5-mark bonus question. ended up with a nokia phone with the colours of singapore's flag. bring your mouse over it and 'MEDEKA!' begins flashing across the screen :P ah, did some trigger happy tv on 2 unsuspecting couples near king albert's. screamed 'HELLO!!!' at greatest lung ability + close proximity. a great way to let out all (pms?) angst and have a ball-jiggling fit of laughter in the process too >:D following pics were taken on thursday. post-socpsyc celebrations some might say.. 
(to start the celebrations, randy loses his phone. seen here is richard waving randy's phone at his back :) 
(they decide to do a sec-school style check on my bag instead) 
(apparently the bag's contents were too much to handle..) 
(self doing the 360-degree-marist-armswing-cheenabeng-walk against a apprehensive justin. almost ended in the longkang soon after.) 
(a pile of dried-up spilt paint, or the painful excrement of an extremely constipated dog? you decide.) 
("and we're here to pump *clap* YOU UP!") 
(a student's experimental panning technique; a motorcyclist's potential deathwish) 
(self with s'pore poly tie, doing the geek march) 
(sweet! citycabs now come with optional spoilers for alex yoong wannabes!) 
(justin and the hamburglar share an intimate moment at king albert's mcdonald's..) 
(randy + self join in the orgy :D) 
(guess it's the hamburglar's lucky day...) 
(HA! now we know the purpose of that one single tooth!) 
(the effect which stress had applied to us earlier that day shows..) 
(another of the props used in our sketch. ong teng chong-inspired glasses!) 
(rich's perception of the palm's stylus obviously isn't my reality..) 
(ong teng chong jr. arses about in front of the camera) 
(justin fulfills randy's ambition to use my cam to capture kodak® moments) 
(justin doing his sec school ahbeng handfone dance while richard looks on in pain.) 
(trigger happy tv rehearsals have to begin somewhere, somehow..) 
(our creativity IS lecturers would be proud.) 
(the different faces of presidency?) 
(my vain attempt to plagiarise Ana's thoughts for the 400-word writcomm reaction paper due friday :-\ ) that's all for now. will be uploading even more nonsensical pictures tomorrow - those of hanbin's birthday >:) have a great weekend + short weekday week this coming week! cheers. 0 Comments: |
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