things you shouldn't do beyond the age of twenty - posing (fully clothed, male especially) for pictures of painfully uninteresting sexual acts, involving one party to be on his knees, smiling like an idiot, somewhere in town. then publishing (with pride) the said pictures on the internet. - excitedly singing at the top of your voice, "can i drive your caaaaar?" to a friend who would be so impressed by your tone of voice, they'd feel indebted to lick your genitalia while you try to figure how the wiper switch works.- screaming into your handphone in public for a good 15 minutes and think how cool it is to be spotted as an authoritative figure in society, notwithstanding the fact that the content of your piteous conversation (e.g. regarding a-level results or whose turn it is to buy the condoms) with your dad/mom/boyfriend/sugardaddy is known to all. - pretending to be excessively gay one time too many. - competitively comparing sleeping patterns/hours. - competitively comparing eating patterns/hours.
more to be added soon as i absorb more post-teen singaporean life..
